Rick Santorum addresses CPAC (Crazy People Acting Crazy) convention, talks about shit -- no kidding, he talks about "stool"

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/09/huffpost-hill-rep-chris-l_n_821098.html

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We hear a lot and we've heard a lot about the three-legged STOOL of
Ronald Reagan. I believe in that. ... The third leg of the STOOL is an
important leg of the STOOL that I think is often overlooked. And
certainly there are some who believe that third leg of the STOOL is an
option one. One that there needs to be some sort of a truce about. I
don't know about you, but you start sawing away at the third leg of a
three-legged STOOL , you're not going to very stable for very long.
And it's not just the third leg of the stool, ladies and gentlement.
The moral issues, the cultural issues, the social issues: they're the
fabric that the STOOL is made from.
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