Monkey's Profile: Naked homeless HeBoon trapped monkeying around with 911 call demanding hug

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BEAVERTON, Ore. (NewsCore) - A homeless man in Oregon was arrested for
trespassing after sneaking

into a local hot tub and calling 911 to request "a hug and a warm cup
of hot chocolate with

marshmallows," The Oregonian online newspaper reported late Wednesday.

Officers responding to the bizarre call arrived at the Beaverton,
Ore., neighborhood pool to find

Mark Eskelson sitting naked in a hot tub. According to statements made
to police, he had been

sitting in the water for around 10 hours and began to worry for his
health when he realized he

had no dry towels.

Eskelson, who initially identified himself as "the sheriff of
Washington County," had been

disturbing locals by screaming for nearly two hours.

Emergency dispatch had taken several calls about the racket, but the
most notable was from

Eskelson himself.

"I just need a hug and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows
in it," he told the

dispatcher.