EVEN AURORA BOREALIS HATES ED CONRAD .

Intrepid517@hotmail.com wrote:

An estimated 27.5 million TV viewers in the U.S.
undoubtedly were cheated and, naturally, very disappointed Sunday
night when Aurora Borealis prevented CNN from telecasting the Larry
King Live interview with Ed Conrad.

Were the rest of the cast of "Different Strokes" going to be there?

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It is simply breathtaking to watch the glee and abandon with which
the liberal media and the Angry Left have been attempting to turn
our military victory in Iraq into a second Vietnam quagmire. Too bad
for them, it's failing.

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An estimated 27.5 million TV viewers in the U.S.
undoubtedly were cheated and, naturally, very disappointed Sunday
night when Aurora Borealis prevented CNN from telecasting the Larry
King Live interview with Ed Conrad.
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Instead, CNN had to fill the hour with something, so it rebroadcast
The King's rather boring interview with some female talk show host.
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This was the third attempt by Larry King to interview Ed Conrad -- the
first two having been adversely affected by satellite problems or
possibly interference by extraterrestrials.
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Meanwhile, many evolutions and creationists share the opinion that God
Almighty doesn't want the Ed Conrad interview to air.

Auroras are the result of the emissions of photons in the Earth's
upper atmosphere, above 50 miles, from ionized nitrogen atoms
regaining an electron, and oxygen and nitrogen atoms returning from an
excited state (as was Tiger Woods with his mistresses) to ground
state. They are ionized or excited by the collision of solar wind
particles being funneled down
and accelerated along the Earth's magnetic field lines; excitation
energy is lost by the emission of a photon of light, or by collision
with another atom or molecule.
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(Enough of that technical bullshit.)
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LARRY: Ed, you're the first person without a brain that I've ever
interviewed, except for George Walker Bush. How does it feel?
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ED: Great! I'll never be convicted of murder because, without a brain,
I'm legally insane. I can also get away with shoplifting at Wal-Mart.
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LARRY: Ed, I understand that the bigwigs of the Scientific
Establishment refused to accept the donation of your brain for
scientific research or to put on permanent display at the Smithsonian.
Any comment?
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ED: See, Larry, there are a lot of longtime employees at the
Smithsonian who are either brain-dead of brainless, and I suppose
Secretary Wayne Clough didn't want to make any of them jealous.
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LARRY: I understand, since you were quite depressed by their
rejection, you then became the very first person to auction off his
brain on eBay.
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ED: I love money, Larry, and the more the merrier. However, I didn't
realize that it would turn me into a Brussels Sprout and a few other
veggies. But at least I'm delighted that I'd die with a nice healthy
bank account.
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LARRY: Ed, why do you continually post a long list of news agencies
and newspapers taking up precious computer resources and making our
great nation more susceptible to overthrow by ferin powers?
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ED: Because I'm a freakin' jerk.
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LARRY: I'm very curious, Ed. How has the Scientific Establishment
reacted to your mind-boggling discoveries that proves evolution is a
monumental conspiracy against mankind?
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ED: Scorn and ridicule, Larry. But it wasn't the least bit surprising
that I also was greeted with deceit, deception, collusion and
conspiracy -- as well as tampering with physical evidence, in some
cases. Actually, the pseudoscientists want no part of the incredible
discoveries that destroy their Theory of Evolution, which is why many
"bigwigs" in physical anthropology -- like Richard Dawkins, David Ian
Greig (moderator of talk.origins) and Paul (PZ) Myers -- are hiding
their head in shame.
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LARRY: I'd believe that only if I saw it for myself.
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ED: Read and weep, Larry (handing The King an 8x10-inch color photo
which is then held up for the viewers).
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(A member of the camera crew can be heard gasping in the background.)
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ED: Davy is the longtime moderator of talk.origins, Larry,and he has
totally disregarded the newsgroup's charter that allows everyone to
post articles
be they pro-Evolution or pro-Creation. In fact, he blackballed me from
posting there years ago because I generated incredible heat in his
atheistic kitchen. But every now and then I slip a hard, fast one past
the talk.origins robot.
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LARRY: Ed, is it true that you're quite a poet?
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ED: If I were humble, Larry, I would say No. But being honest,
indeed I am. In fact, I just happen to have two of my poems with me.
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(Larry's guest reaches down beside his chair and then holds up a two-
foot-by-three-foot poster and holds it in front of the camera.)
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BALLS OF FIRE
Ed's dead, you said!
I hope it's true!
It's time for celebration.
He's squeezed our balls
'Til black and blue
And I've run out of medication.
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(A gorgeous blonde audio technician can be heard puking.)
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LARRY: You've convinced me, Ed. Now how about reading your other poem
for our viewers. They now know you're the reincarnation of Ogden Nash.
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COPS AND ROBBERS
The pseudos, their interests so vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested.
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested
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LARRY: Ed, please be honest. Do you have anyone in your corner after
nearly three decades?
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ED: Who gives a sh*t. Larry. I'm right and the evolutionists,
atheists
and Manchurian Candidate college graduates are dead wrong with their
belief in evolution. Someday they'll be sorry! Only then will they
know the pain of having a red pitchfork protrudcing from their ass.
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Ed then shows Larry King numerous photographs of petrified bones,
etc., that he found between coal veins.
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PETRIFIED HUMAN REMAINS INSIDE COAL
SEAMS MEANS EVOLUTION PURE CRAP
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LARRY: HOLY SHIT, Ed, where did you find those mind-boggling fossils?
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ED: Please keep this confidential, Larry, but here's a map showing
spectacular cross-section of coal veins beneath Mahanoy City, Pa.,
where I found them.
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As you may or may not know, the most golden rule of geology is that
coal was formed minimum of 280 million years ago, meaning that man, in
almost our present form, had inhabited the earth eons before Charles
Darwin and his Pied Piper evolutionists claim we evolved from
cockroaches.
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The century-old mining map confirms beyond all reasonable doubt that
an asteroid, meteor or comet had struck the earth and offers the
undeniable physical evidence of a catastrophe that boggles the mind.
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LARRY: Ed, you're definitely not an idiot as the Pseudoscientists say.
You're a freakin' genius like Copernicus, Galileo and Immanuel
Velikovsky.
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ED: I agree!
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LARRY: By the way, are there any other monumental conspiracies that
you have destroyed?
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ED: I'm glad you mentioned it, Larry. Foirtunately, I happened to
bring these URLs with me.
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YOU DON'T NEED EYEBALLS TO IDENTIFY THE "REAL" 911 TERRORISTS
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ONLY A MORON WOULDN'T KNOW THERE'S
A CONSPIRACY "NOT" TO CURE CANCER
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EXTRATERRESTRIALS SCARED SHOUTLESS OF EARTHERS
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UPDATED LIST OF PERSONS WHO SHOULD "NOT" HAVE BEEN BORN
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.physics/msg/00a29ae108c90ee5
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OTHER MONUMENTAL CONSPIRACIES THAT
HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BY ED CONRAD
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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DEATH DOES NOT EXIST
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Miracle.jpg
http://edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath
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JFK ASSASSINATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?vDI6Svx-3FQBs
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CORRUPT GOSPELS
http://www.avilabooks.com/Jmmanuel.htm
http://www.tjresearch.info/
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EXISTENCE OF EXTRATERRESTRIALS
http://www.billymeier.com/
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THE FIRST MAN ON THE MOON
http://www.youtube.com/watch?vD7_GzwzaJuwY
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All submissions are welcome. Those posted
by morons or idiots will be printed, then used
as toilet paper by corrupt politicians, atheists
and evolutionists with severe cases of diarrhea.
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad.com
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Most recent FBI File Photo of The Ignorant Prick
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THE ACCOLADES KEEPS ROLLING IN
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ghb...@crawfordtx.net wrote to talk.origins...
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As some of you know, Ed Conrad's appearance on Larry King was
postponed a couple of weeks ago and was rescheduled last night. After
watching it, I have to admit that Ed is, perhaps, on to something.
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Ed presented his theory "man is as old as coal" and then then Larry
brought in Richard Dawkins via satellite. The first 30 minutes was Ed
presenting some very impressive physical evidence that were confirmed
by a senior scientist at MIT. I can't remember the scientist's name,
but he did confirm the accuracy of Ed's discovery of petrified bones
-- SOME HUMAN -- between anthracite coal veins..
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The most interesting part was when Larry surprised Ed and brought in
David Ian Greig via satellite. I was a bit saddened to see that Greig,
moderator of talk.origins, just dismissed Conrad's discoveries out of
hand and really didn't seem to have anything to counter Ed's argument
with...other than to say,
"Well, I'll have to look into this latest finding".
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Now I know we have all ridiculed Ed Conrad on this and other forums,
but I have to say that I will have to take another look at this issue
after seeing Ed's superb performance Sunday night.
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He had Dawkins stumped and speechless. But there has got to be
something wrong with Conrad's theory...isn't there?
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Did anyone else see it and have a comment?
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-- Georgie (Crawford, TX)
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Nick Wool wrote to rec.gambling.poker:
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If I wanted to read fundamentalist crap, or fellow fundamentalists
jerking each other off, I'd have logged on to alt.morons. What the
fuck has this to do with poker? Go and sprout your crap somewhere
else.
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Sirius Howard wrote to sci.astro.amateur, alt.gossip.celebrities, nyc.gen=
eral and alt.california
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Now you're just posting a list of all the countries of the world, Ed
Conrad. You just can't do anything original, can you? There weren't
any satellite problems, it was all in your head!
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donstockba...@hotmail.com wrote to sci.physics, sci.med and sci.astro
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"Oh, Ed, I've never made it with a man who has the intellectual
prowess to post endless lists of universities on Usenet."
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"Darlene, yes, it's a rare man who learns to use the copy machine to
create a template containing hundreds of university names and then
post it to Usenet in order to crash the System and allow America to be
overrun by Communists"
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"Ed?
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"Yes, my darling Darlene?"
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"Does posting hundreds of names of universities over and over and over
and over cause a man to have a 2- inch pink and purple polka-dotted
penis?"
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The End
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Anthropology
The Science that is supposed to study humanity in all forms and
aspects. (Franz Boas, Bronis52aw Malinowski, Ed Conrad, Ethnography,
Anthropometry, Ethnology)
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Archaeology
The Science that studies ancient cultures through the recovery,
documentation and analysis of the material found. (Archaeologists,
Geography, Paleontology, Paleozoology, Paleoethnobotany, Paleobotany,
Ed Conrad, Antiquarian)
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Astronomy
The Study of celestial objects and phenomena. (Hubble, Gamma-ray, X-
ray, Ultraviolet, Astrobiology, Ed Conrad, Archaeoastronomy,
Astrochemistry, Cosmochemistry)
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Chemistry
The Physical Science concerned with the composition, structure, and
properties of matter. (Alchemy, ions, Molecules, Crystals, Protons,
Electrons, Neutrons, Phase, Hess's Law, Beer-Lambert law, Fick's law
of diffusion, Raoult's Law, Henry's law, Ed Conrad's Law)
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Evolution
The Theory the Facts and the Scientific talk in the matter.
(Mutations, Charles Darwin, Ed Conrad, Alfred Russel Wallace, Genome,
Richard Dawkins, David Iain Greig, Smithsonian, Paul PZ Myers,
Genotype, Phenotype, Haplotype, Polyploidy)
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Geology
The Study of the solid matter that constitutes the Earth. (Geologists,
Jean-Andr39 Deluc, Ed Conrad, Geological Survey, Horace-B39n39d=
ict de
Saussure, Lithosphere, Earthquakes, Asthenosphere, Theophrastus)
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Mathematics
The Academic discipline that studies concepts as quantity, structure,
space, and change. (Axiom, Bbstraction, Logical reasoning, Arithmetic,
Ed Conrad, Decimal notation, Algorism, Calculus)
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Meteorology
The Scientific study of the atmosphere that focuses on weather
processes and forecasting. (Troposphere, Climatology, Atmospheric
physics, Hydrometeorology, Atmospheric boundary layer, Ed Conrad,
Synoptic scale)
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Microbiology
The Study of microorganisms, unicellular or cell-cluster microscopic
organisms (Microbiologist, Virology, Mycology, Ed Conrad,
Parasitology, Bacteriology, Microorganism, Bacteria, Fungi, Archaea,
Protists)
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Paleontology
The Study of prehistoric life forms on Earth through the examination
of plant and animal fossils. (Fossils, Ed Conrad, Paleogeography,
Palynology, Paleoanthropology, Paleozoology Micropaleontology,
Paleobotany, Paleoecology, Paleobiology)
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Philosophy
Philosophy of science concerned with questions oriented in the science
and the research. (bioethics, scientific misconduct, Epistemology,
Michel Callon, Elihu Gerson, Bruno Latour, John Law, Albert Einstein,
Clayton Lennon, Ed Conrad, Anselm Strauss, William Ockham)
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Physics
The Science of matter and its motion, space and time. (Classical
mechanics, Electromagnetism, Relativity, Thermodynamics, Ed Conrad,
Quantum mechanics, Inertial systems, Spontaneous processes, Condensed
matter, Atomic lattices)
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6 Bild Germany 3,867
7 Sankei Shimbun Japan 2,757
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9 PeopleACs Daily China 2,509
10 Tokyo Sports Japan 2,425
11 The Sun United Kingdom 2,419
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16 The Joongang Ilbo South Korea 2,084
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18 Nikkan Sports Japan 1,965
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32 Hochi Shimbun Japan 1,354
33 Yangcheng Evening News (Guangzhou) China 1,320
34 Malayala Manorama India 1,309
35 Liberty Times Taiwan 1,300
36 Thai Rath Thailand 1,200
37 New York Times USA 1,121
38 Hindustan Times India 1,108
39 Chutian Metro Daily (Wuhan) China 1,084
40 Gujarat Samachar India 1,051
41 Ananda Bazar Patrika India 1,046
42 Xinmin Evening News (Shanghai) China 1,045
43 Eenadu India 1,039
44 Nishi-Nippon Shimbun Japan 1,025
45 Kronen Zeitung Austria 1,009
46 WAZ Mediengruppe Germany 1,001
47 United Daily News Taiwan 1,000
48 China Times Taiwan 1,000
49 Daily Sports Japan 999
50 The Hindu India 989
51 Hindustan India 957
52 Beijing Evening News China 950
53 Mathrubhumi India 904
54 Los Angeles Times USA 902
55 Information Times China 900
56 Daily News Thailand 900
57 Al-Ahram Egypt 900
58 Peninsula City News China 860
59 Kom Chad Luek Thailand 850
60 Kyoto Shimbun Japan 825
61 Kobe Shimbun Japan 821
62 Punjab Kesari India 817
63 Komsomolskaya Pravda Russia 817
64 Rajasthan Patrika India 804
65 Dahe Newspaper China 796
66 Chugoku Shimbun Japan 789
67 Ouest France France 783
68 Daily Sakai India 783
69 Jang Pakistan 775
70 AJ India 759
71 De Telegraaf The Netherlands 753
72 Qianjiang Evening News China 750
73 Qilu Evening News China 750
74 Nanfang Daily China 750
75 Daily Thanthi India 750
76 Moskovskiy Komsomolets Russia 750
77 Sandesh India 743
78 Daily Express UK 720
79 New York Daily News USA 715
80 The Washington Post USA 708
81 Daily Star UK 705
82 Today Evening News China 699
83 New York Post USA 686
84 Corriere della Sera Italy 677
85 Wuhan Evening News China 660
86 Modern Express China 651
87 Yanzhao Metro Daily China 650
88 Metro Express China 650
89 Zeitungsgruppe Koln Germany 628
90 Kahoku Shimpo Japan 622
91 La Repubblica Italy 622
92 Trud Russia 613
93 Beijing Youth Daily China 606
94 Chicago Tribune USA 601
95 New Express China 600
96 Daily Sunshine China 600
97 Matichon Thailand 600
98 Khao Sod Thailand 600
99 Apple Daily Taiwan 600
100 Min Sheng Pao Taiwan 600
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some victory for mankind."
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"I'm not quite there yet, Professor Mann.
But it isn't because I ain't trying."
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WORLDWIDE NEWS AGENCIES
Associated Press AP
African Eye NewsService
Agence France Presse
APTN
Bloomberg
Cable News Network
EFE News
Indo Asian News Service
Iran Press Service
Iranian Students News Agency (ISNA)
Iraq Press IRIN
News Islamic Republic News Agency(IRNA)
Inter Press Service Itar-Tass -- Russia
Latin American Press
Middle East News Agency
Pravda -- Russian News and Analysis
Prima News Agency
Reuters
United Nations News Wire Service
United Press International UPI
Xinhua News Agency -- China
Agence France Press
AFPAgencia EFE,
Agencia Estado
Agencia Lusa Agency Telegraphique
Belge De Press,
AGNECE BELGA
Agenzia Nazionale Stampa Associata ANSA
Agenzia Giornalistica Italia
AGI Algemeen Nederlands Persbureau
ANP Albanian
Telegraphic Agency
ATA Alternativna Informativna Mreza
AIM Anadolu News Agency
Armanian News Agency
NOYAN TAPAN
ArmenPress
Asbar News Agency
Associated Press AP
Athens News Agency
APE
ATH news agency - Kharkov Ukraine
Atlantic News Service
Austria Press-Agentur, APA
Australian Associated Press
AAP Baltic News Service
BNS Bolivia Web -
ERBOL News Agency
Bulgarian Telegraph Agency BTA
Canadian Press CP
Central News Agency
CNA Ceskolovenska Tiskova Kancelat
CTK China News Service
COMPASS Media, Inc.
Cubapress
Cyprus News Agency
CNA Deutsche Presse - Agentur Gmbh
DPA ELTA - Lithuanian news agency
Eesti Teadete Agentur
ETA
H.K China News
Agency Hrvatska Izvjestajna Novinska Agencija
HINA Indonesian
National News Agency
ANTARA Interfax News Agency Islamic Republic
News Agency
IRNA Jiji Press (Jiji Tsushin-Sha)
Korean Central News Agency
KCNA
Kyodo News Service
LETA News Agency
MIA - Macedonian Information Agency
Makfax
Macedonian News Agency
Reality
Macedonia Magyar Tavirati Iroda
MTI
Malaysian National News Agency
BERNAMA Mediafax
Romanian News Agency
Mercopress News Agency
Montsame News Agency
SABA
New Zealand Press Association
NEPA
Official Jordania News Agency
PETRA
Oman News Agency Pakistan Press International
PPI
Panafrican News Agency
Polska Agencja Prasowa PAP
Prensa Latina Press association
Prime-TASS Economic News Agency
Reuters
Russian Information Agency
Ria "Novosti"
Schweizerische Depeschen Agentur SDA
Serbian Press Agency
SRNA
Slovene Press Agency
STA
SNARK News Agency
Suomen Tietotoimisto
Tanjug News Agency
Telegrafnoye Agnetstvo Sovietskogo Snyuza
TASS
Tidningranas Talegrambyra
TT Tlacova agentura Slovenskej republiky,
TASR Vietnam News Agency
Yemen News Agency
SABA
Yonhap News Agency
Xinhua News Agency
ABC CBS NBC CNN MSNBC BBC PBS C-Span Fox News
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A FEW EUROPEAN NEWSPAPERS
National Newspapers of Germany
Bild-Zeitung
Die Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Der Spiegel
Der Spiegel (English)
Die Tageszeitung
Die Welt
Die Zeit
Handelsblatt
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National Newspapers of Italy
La Repubblica
La Stampa
Il Corriere della Sera
L'Unit30
Il Sole 24 Ore
Il Manifesto
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National Newspapers of Sweden
Aftonbladet
Dagens Nyheter
Svenska Dagbladet
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National Newspapers of Ireland
Irish Examiner
Irish Times
The Sunday Business Post
The Sunday World
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National Newspapers of the United Kingdom
Daily Express
Daily Mail
Daily Mirror
Daily Star
Electronic Telegraph
Financial Times
News of the World
Observer (Sunday)
Sunday Mirror
Sunday People
Sunday Times
The Guardian
The Independent
The Sun
The Times
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