!Coulter:Fogetting Sarah Palin (Usenet Leftists Just CAN'T)

Fogetting Sarah Palin
by Ann Coulter

07/08/2009


Sarah Palin has deeply disappointed her enemies. People who hate her
guts feel she's really let them down by resigning.

She's like the ex-girlfriend they're SO over, never want to see again,
have already forgotten about -- really, it's O-ver -- but they just
can't stop talking about her.

Liberal: Ha, ha ... Sarah who? She's over, she's toast, a future
Trivial Pursuit answer, nothing more.

Normal person: Whatever. How about the North Korean missiles?

Liberal: Can you believe she just resigned the governorship like that?
What a quitter!

Normal person: Speaking of quitting, how's work?

Liberal: Did you hear she might get a TV show? There's no way Sarah
Palin's getting a TV show! No way! I can't believe stupid Sarah Palin
could get her own stupid TV show now. Well, I'm sure not gonna watch
it -- that's for sure!

Normal person: Have you seen all the Michael Jackson coverage on TV?

Liberal: How does she think she can run for president in 2012 if she
can't finish her term as governor of a Podunk state? She's finished.

Normal person: OK, then! You won't have to vote for her.

Liberal: I was never going to vote for her! But now I'm not going to
vote for her twice. And I will never watch her TV show. I am so over
her.

Reporters had already written their stories on Palin's press
conference -- "rambling!" "incoherent!" -- before she even stepped to
the podium.

Whatever you think of Palin, her argument for resigning was the
opposite of "rambling" and "incoherent."

Palin's basketball analogy couldn't have been clearer, even to prissy
liberal pundits who get uncomfortable when the subject turns to
sports: She decided to destroy the other team's game plan, which has
been to obsessively focus on her, by resigning.

This is particularly apt here -- she's passing the ball to a fantastic
right-wing lieutenant governor, who shares her principles but doesn't
set off the left's neuroses.

This is better for him, better for the state, better for the
conservative program and better for Palin personally, whose family is
sick of all the crap. Now she can make a lot of money and promote
conservatism on a national stage.

It certainly won't be held against Palin by people who don't already
loathe her. (On the other hand, her approval ratings among people who
think she's worse than Hitler are down to 48 percent.)

With the left frenetically filing ethics complaint after ethics
complaint against Palin, costing her state millions of dollars and her
personally half a million dollars, citizens of Alaska must be asking,
"Can we please have our state back?"

But to read the news reports -- which actually were rambling and
incoherent -- you would think Palin was speaking in tongues.

The truth is liberals are furious they won't have Sarah Palin to kick
around anymore -- at least not with Palin's hands tied behind her back
by her public office.

Something tells me Keith Olbermann isn't going to be pulling any big
numbers this summer attacking Eric Cantor and Michele Bachmann. I
don't anticipate any sudden outbreaks of "Mitch McConnell Derangement
Syndrome."

Soon we'll only hear about Keith when his creepy e-mails using his
mother's death to hit on chicks start making the rounds again. (Tip to
Keith: When a girl refuses to give you her phone number, her
assistant's phone number or her personal e-mail address, and only
gives you her assistant's e-mail address, you're not halfway in the
sack.)

Bonus: If Olbermann gets canceled as a result of Palin's resignation,
that will put her in a really good position for 2012.

But instead of being honest and saying, "Oh well, it was a good ride
while it lasted," liberal chatterers indignantly demand: "Is this not
the greatest betrayal a public servant ever committed against the
people?"

On one hand, liberals are enraged at the heinousness of Mark Sanford
-- whom they didn't vote for -- for not resigning and, on the other,
they're enraged at Palin -- whom they also didn't vote for -- for
resigning.

The peculiarly venomous hatred of Palin is driven by women of the left
and their whipped consorts. All that needs to happen is for a feminist
to overhear two Nation readers saying, "I hate to admit it, but Palin
is kind of hot" and ...

WHAT??????????? YOU CALL THAT HOT? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE'VE GOT A
MEGA-SUPER HOTTIE IN DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ. AND NEED I REMIND YOU
AGAIN OF THE RAW SEX APPEAL OF RACHEL MADDOW?

Democrats are a party of women, and nothing drives them off their
gourds like a beautiful Christian conservative. (How much money has
that other beautiful born-again, Carrie Prejean, been forced to spend
on lawyers to respond to liberal hysteria?)

So the motives are clear, but the money is not. Who is paying the rent
for the losers filing all these frivolous complaints against Palin?

At least when Richard Mellon Scaife was funding investigations of Bill
Clinton, we knew who Scaife was, he was an American citizen, and his
money was accessible to U.S. tax authorities and not stashed in
offshore accounts like a certain Hungarian Nazi-collaborator I can
name.

How about some modern-day Scaife investigate the investigators?

On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 18:24:03 -0700 (PDT), Kurt Nicklas
<nicklask@bellsouth.net> wrote:

Bonus: If Olbermann gets canceled as a result of Palin's resignation,
that will put her in a really good position for 2012.

I certainly hope so. In fact, I'll contribute to her campaign in the
primaries. Nothing would make me happier than to see her on the GOP
ticket again in 2012, except perhaps Newt Gingrich as her running
mate. Or maybe Dan Quayle. Hey, if Dick Cheney is still around, why
not see if you can lure him out of retirement?

You really are as clueless as Palin is, aren't you?

On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 18:24:03 -0700 (PDT), Kurt Nicklas
<nicklask@bellsouth.net> wrote:

Fogetting Sarah Palin
by Ann Coulter

07/08/2009


Sarah Palin has deeply disappointed her enemies. People who hate her
guts feel she's really let them down by resigning.

She's like the ex-girlfriend they're SO over, never want to see again,
have already forgotten about -- really, it's O-ver -- but they just
can't stop talking about her.

Liberal: Ha, ha ... Sarah who? She's over, she's toast, a future
Trivial Pursuit answer, nothing more.


Liberal: What's your name?

Conservative: um, uh, what? Commies, right? Commies under the bed!
Fuck me ! Commies under the bed ! Get the gun !

hal wrote in news:bmka5595o3hi55gc4i3i01rs4kejfbj84g@4ax.com:

On Wed, 8 Jul 2009 18:24:03 -0700 (PDT), Kurt Nicklas
<nicklask@bellsouth.net> wrote:

Fogetting Sarah Palin
by Ann Coulter

07/08/2009


Sarah Palin has deeply disappointed her enemies. People who hate her
guts feel she's really let them down by resigning.

She's like the ex-girlfriend they're SO over, never want to see again,
have already forgotten about -- really, it's O-ver -- but they just
can't stop talking about her.

Liberal: Ha, ha ... Sarah who? She's over, she's toast, a future
Trivial Pursuit answer, nothing more.


Liberal: What's your name?

Conservative: um, uh, what? Commies, right? Commies under the bed!
Fuck me ! Commies under the bed ! Get the gun !

Forgot one:

Guliani: 9-11! Niiiine-Eleven! 9.1.1.!

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On Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:25:23 +0000, Dr. Smartass, Troll Veterinarian
wrote:

Kurt Nicklas <nicklask@bellsouth.net> wrote in news:49eb2fcd-e4bf-4492-
a9a1-be9238322cda@a7g2000yqk.googlegroups.com:

Subject: !Coulter:Fogetting Sarah Palin (Usenet Leftists Just CAN'T)

Forget such a rich source of comedy? Never.

She's her own punchline. She's the funniest Goposaur since Quayle!

Coulter, now, there's a silly bitch who doesn't know what she's talking
about. Not really funny, either--not like the Meltdown Metroliner from
Trailer Park, Alaska.

I just hope Tina Fay is going to be ok...





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"Well I think that they say that Rush Limbaugh is the 800 lb. gorilla in
the Republican Party. But I think that's mean-spirited to say that. ...
Because, I think he's down to 650 lbs. I think one should be fair to him
about this whole thing." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger





--
"Well I think that they say that Rush Limbaugh is the 800 lb. gorilla in
the Republican Party. But I think that's mean-spirited to say that. ...
Because, I think he's down to 650 lbs. I think one should be fair to him
about this whole thing." -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

On Jul 8, 9:240pm, Kurt Nicklas <nickl...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
Fogetting Sarah Palin

How can we forget her if she refuses to go away.

by 0Ann Coulter


Not that desperate, thanks.

<Snip usual Coulter spit and lies>

PDW